MARCONI SAILING CLUB IONIAN ODYSSEY 2016
A Poem by Janet Reay
One boat fell foul of the Law
Accused of mooring too close to the shore
The crew considered “mooning” and maybe even more
But Greek jail wasn’t somewhere they wanted to explore.
Another boat was prone to Skinny Dipping
Are the MSC decorum rules in danger of slipping?
Other crews admitted they found it rather spiffing!
Careful not to cause a danger to Shipping!
One boat and crew were always last
Into each harbour – well we were aghast
Had they got lost? – the Ionian IS vast
Or maybe they had spent the time “Lashed to the Mast”!